• ChocolateLily


    April 3, 2012 by ChocolateLily

    Ahh, where do I start...

    My life is in a huge mess now. And with that, I'm moving cities with someone. I won't really say in too much detail why, but with that, I will no longer be active.

    Maybe I'm exaggerating and may possibly return... I don't know. But... that's basically here. I won't be here anymore.

    I made new friends here. You were all awesome people.

    --Mima 12:52, April 3, 2012 (UTC)

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    Happy New Year

    December 31, 2011 by ChocolateLily

    read the title plox

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!

    Need to make the writing any bigger?

    Basically what is said above. It's 2012. They say the world is going to end. Of course it will! Right, Fushiko? Okay I was joking...

    I've had a great year. I hope you had a good one too. I look forward to next year :p

    Nevertheless, I repeat...

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!

    --Okuu 10:31, December 31, 2011 (UTC)

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    Touhou is hazardous

    December 18, 2011 by ChocolateLily

    I have been trying to 1cc Undefined Fantastic Object on normal. Those damn curvy lasers always stop me.

    One night, I was quite bored, so I decided to try again. My fingers twitched in anticipation.

    Nazrin is a piece of cake. I considered her free life pieces.

    Kogasa was quite a bugga. I didn't expect to lose a life and a bomb. That stupid rainy spell.

    Ichirin was just fine, other than losing a life.

    Murasa. I have to say that was the best time I've ever battled with Murasa. Only 1 life down the drown.

    Shou. !@$#!^$@#!%$@#!$@. I lost 3 miserable lives. That was the worst time I've had with Shou.

    Finally, I reach the last stage. I had 2 lives (gained 1 more from UFOs). Then I realised, "When I tried to 1cc UFO last time, I had 5 lives for Byakuren …

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    Jingle Bells

    November 28, 2011 by ChocolateLily

    Hello, I know there is still another nearly a whole month till Christmas, but I made a random song because I was bored.

    As you should be able to tell from the title, it is in the tune of Jingle Bells.

    Dashing through bullets
    Going to see Reimu
    Go off to the shrine
    While dodging danmaku
    Listen to music
    While trying to beat Ran
    I use up all my bombs
    And now I can't have any fun!

    Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
    Christmas in Gensokyo playing danmaku all day, hey!
    Jingle bells, jingle bells, those gods and youkai
    Will never beat Reimu or Marisa, just watch them try!

    The Forest of Magic
    Is such a crappy place
    I want to get a pie
    And shove it in your face
    Everyone is there
    Drinking some sake
    Christmas time the Luna way,

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    Useless and insultive tips on Subterranean Animism. If you are easily offended, DO NOT READ THIS

    • If you absolutely suck, you shouldn't be playing Subterranean Animism. Subterranean Animism is one of the hardest Touhou games that pisses you off.


    • If you suck at streaming or you are just a lazy bastard, use Reimu/Yukari.
      • Or basically you like to abuse the teleportation.
    • If you are a chicken who is afraid to cross the Point of collection, use Reimu/Suika.
      • Or if there are too many bullets that you can't go above the PoC.
    • If you are a retard who likes to go pacifist, use Reimu/Aya.
      • Aya moves REALLY fast.
    • If you are a fearless bastard who likes to lose concentration, use Marisa/Alice.
      • Marisa/Alice is stronger when unfocused. …
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