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中国の章

紅魔スカーレットムーンズ
VS
魔界チーム

China's Scenario

Scarlet Devil Scarlet Moons
VS
Team Makai

情報

Briefing

Sakuya

相手は幽香のワンマンチームよ。でも大丈夫、
こっちにはジャックがいるんですもの。

Yuuka is a one-woman team so she's our main opponent.
But it'll be all right, because we have Jack on our side.

Sakuya

ゴール前はジャックに任せて全員で攻め上がる
わよ!!
守備はエリーとかいう鎌使いの反則娘がいる
けれど、私達の戦力なら問題無しよ!!!

Leave the goal to Jack, and everyone attack!
Elly, the scythe-wielding, rule-breaking
girl is in their defense, but with our
strength, she won't be a problem!!

Remilia

ジャックに任せておけば安心ね、
さすがスーパーチャイニーズ。

We can rely on Jack.
The Super Chinese won't let us down.

Jack

あわわわわわ……

Awawawawawa...

キックオフ

Kickoff

Yuuka

さぁ、あのへなちょこ門番を倒しなさい!

Alright, let's blow away that greenhorn gatekeeper!

Elly

しっかりディフェンスします!
鎌はハンドじゃないみたいだしね。

I'll hold the defense!
It seems that scythes aren't considered hands.

クワッドスパーク

Quad Spark

Patchouli

必殺シュートってガッツ使ってばかりで大変
なのよね…

Using up all my guts doing special shots makes
things rather difficult...

Remilia

パチェ、新たな得点源のスペルカードでも
思いついたの?

Patch, did you think up a new
goal-scoring spellcard?

Patchouli

私はジャックと違って、日々研究をしているのよ。

Unlike Jack, I have to spend many days researching for that.

Jack

ううう……
私だって日々新しい名前を………
でなくて、新しい体を張った技を考えています!

Ooh...
I also spend many days thinking of new names...
I mean, thinking of new defending techniques!

Yuuka

ゴール前で井戸端会議かしら?
そんなの潰してあげる!!

Having a nice chat right in front of the goal, are we?
Well, it's time to break it up!!

Yuuka

いきなさい、エリー!!

Get going, Elly!!

Elly

えええ~~~~
でも、もうキーパーの目の前ですよ?

Ehhhhh!?
Isn't she already right in front of the keeper?

Patchouli

所詮、サッカーは点の取り合いなのよね。

Soccer, at its fundamentals,
is a game about scoring goals.

Patchouli

最も効率良く点を稼ぐには、
キーパーとの1VS1からのシュートよ。

And the most efficient means of scoring goals is to
shoot when 1-on-1 with the keeper.

スタジアム

Stadium

Remilia

……。

......

Yuuka

……。

......

Remilia & Yuuka

使えなさ過ぎよ!!
このダメ門番がぁ!!!!

You're totally useless!!
You worthless gatekeeper!!

Jack & Elly

ひいぃ!!!!

Eeek!!

Sakuya

ほんと、以前のあのミラクルはどこに行ってしま
ったのかしら……

Really, I wonder where the miracle that happened
before went...

Remilia

役に立たないわねぇ……
ゴール前に突っ立っているだけならポストの方が
まだマシよ!!!

So worthless...
If you do nothing but stand in front of the goal,
the goalposts would do a better job than you!!

Yuuka

貴方も貴方よ。
まさかここまで使えない存在だったとは思わなか
ったわ!!
実力調査して正解だった様ね。

That goes for you too.
I didn't think you would be THIS useless!!
It certainly was a good idea to test you.

Elly

しかたなかったじゃないですか~。
戦うのは久しぶりだし、サッカーなんて初めてだ
ったし~。

But I really couldn't help it!
I haven't fought in so long, and this is my first time
playing soccer!

Remilia

とにかく!!
これで……。

In any case!!
This means...

Yuuka

貴方は今日付けで……。

From today onwards, you're...

Remilia & Yuuka

永久解雇よ!!!!!!!

Permanently dismissed!!

Jack & Elly

な……。

Wha...

Jack & Elly

なにィィィィィィィィィィィィィィ!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!!!!?

Elly

うぅ、酷すぎる。
身も心もぼろぼろよ……。

Ooh, that was far too cruel.
My body and mind are so worn out...

Jack

お嬢様の馬鹿~。咲夜さんの馬鹿~。

Milady, you idiot...
Ms. Sakuya, you idiot...

Elly

ねぇジャック、これからどうするの?
解雇組として。

Hey Jack, what do we do now?
Since we've both been fired.

Jack

ジャックはやめてください!!
私24時間働きたくありません!!

Please stop calling me Jack!!
I don't work 24 hours a day!!

Elly

もう働くところが無いんだってば……。

We're not working anymore anyway...

Jack

……パチュリー様の馬鹿~。

...Lady Patchouli, you idiot...

屋外

Outdoors

Rikako

ふふふ、いい研究材料が手に入ったわ。

Hmhm, this is some good research material I've found.

Wriggle

ひぇぇ、離せ~!

Eeeek, let me go!

Jack

あ、あれはいつぞやの蛍。

Ah, that's that firefly from a while back.

Rikako

貴方はメス蛍のくせにお尻が光るなんて、
実に興味深いわ……。
…ほんとは性別を偽ってるとか無いわよね?

You're a female firefly, yet your behind glows,
that is quite worthy of research...
...You're not lying about your gender, are you?

Wriggle

私は女の子だーーー!!!

I'm a giiiirl!!!

Jack

あ、あの~嫌がってるし、
離してあげてくださいよ~。

Ah, um, sorry to bother you,
but please let that firefly go...

Wriggle

あ、いてもいなくても差し支えないその他GKの
中国人。

Ahh, you're the Chinese goalkeeper whose presence
on the field makes no difference.

Jack

いやいやいや、
以前の大会では結構止めたと思いますよ?

No no no,
don't you remember me stopping shots in the last tournament?

Elly

貴方そこの危なそうな人と知り合いなの?

Do you know that dangerous-looking person?

Jack

いえ、そちらの方は初対面なのですが……
なんでリグルを捕まえてるんですか?

No, this is the first time I've seen her...
Why are you trying to capture Wriggle?

Rikako

知ってる?
蛍の光の原理を証明できたらなんたら賞がもらえ
るのよ!!

Don't you know?
If I can prove my theory of the firefly's light,
I'll receive an award!!

Elly

なんたらの部分は別に規制対象じゃないんじゃな
いかな?

Doesn't that sound like a really weird
subject?

Jack

そんな事よりも水虫の特効薬の方を作って賞もら
ってくださいよ。

You could try to create a cure for athlete's foot
and get a prize for that instead.

Rikako

こんなわかりやすい研究対象があるんだから、
より近距離の物を追うのが科学者としての使命なの
だよ!

This was an easy subject to research,
and catching nearby animals is a scientist's
mission!

Wriggle

蛍の光はきっと『化』学だーー!!!!

If it's about a firefly's light, it's definitely weird science!!

Rikako

服従!!!

Behave!!

Wriggle

あうっ!!!
か……体が勝手に!?

Ahh!!!
M... my body is moving on it's own!?

Rikako

こんな事もあろうかと貴方の体には私の開発した
操術装置を取り付けておいたのよ!!
まぁ、動力源は魔法なんだけどね……。

I thought this might happen, so I placed a
body-controlling device I developed on you!!
Well, it's actually powered by magic...

Jack

うあ、リグル……
こんな公衆の面前でお尻出さないでよ……。

Whoa, Wriggle...
Don't show off your butt in a public place...

Elly

うわ、光がモザイク効果になってるから逆にエロ
いわ。

Wow, covering the light with mosaics actually makes it look
more erotic.

Wriggle

ひえぇ……やめろーー!!!

Eeek... Stop it!!

Rikako

さすが私の開発した装置ね!!
恥も外聞もお構い無しだわ!!
じゃあ装置の実験も兼ねて、そこの負け組ーズで
もぶっ倒しちゃおうかしらね!!

That's what you get from my inventions!!
They don't care about shame or honor!!
Now, time to give this device a real test
and defeat those losers!!

Elly

負け組って言われてるわよ、ジャック?

Did she call us losers, Jack?

Jack

貴方、そんなだから主人に見捨てられるん
ですよ!!

Well, that's why our masters abandoned
us!!

Wriggle

うう、ここにいる全員人生の負け組だぁ……。

Ohh, everyone here is a loser at life...




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