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文の章

疾風文々丸。
VS
西行寺快食の友

Aya's Scenario

The Bunbunmaru Gales
VS.
The Saigyouji Gluttons

情報 Briefing
Keine

攻めの妖夢、中盤の幽々子と前線は安定して強い
ようだが守備はいまいちのようだ。攻撃に耐え、一気にカウンターで得点するぞ!!

With Youmu on offense and Yuyuko in the
midfield, their attack is strong. However,
their defense isn't as good. Endure their
attacks, and try to score on the counter!

Aya

その時は、この幻想郷最速の足をお使いください。

When that happens, please use me, the fastest feet in Gensokyo.

Keine

新田君よりは、おまえの方が早そうだしな。

Yeah, you're even faster than Nitta.

(Ed: Referring to Nitta Shun from Captain Tsubasa, the game on which Touhou Soccer is based.)

キックオフ Kickoff
Aya

慧音さんが入ればGKが二人いるようなものですね。

With Ms. Keine on the team, it'll be like having two goalkeepers.

Keine

守備は任せてくれ。その代わり、攻めは頼むぞ。

Let me take care of the defense, but I'll be counting on you on offense in return.

スタジアム Stadium
Youmu

うく、ここまでやるとは…幽々子様、大丈夫ですか?

Ugh, so we could only get this far... Are you OK, Lady Yuyuko?

Yuyuko

くるくるくる~・・・・・ぱたり…

Ooh, everything's spinning, spinning, spinning... *thud*.

Youmu

ゆゆさまーーーーー!!!!!!!!
死なないでーーーーーー!!!!!!!

LADY YUYU!!!!!!!
DON'T DIE ON ME!!!!!!!

Keine

やれやれ、幽霊が死ぬはずがないだろうが、ほら、握り飯だ。
これでも食べてさっさと帰れ。

For crying out loud, ghosts can't die. Here, have a rice ball.
Eat it and leave quickly.

Yuyuko

もぐもぐ……うあぁ、おいひい…

Mmm-mmm... Oooo, delishous!

Keine

うわ、こら!!
私の手まで食うな!!

Hey, watch it!
Don't eat my hand!

Yuyuko

手が旨いと書いて指と読む~
もふ、もふ。

But skilled hands such as yours taste good!
Mm-mm.

Youmu

ゆゆさま!!
餌付けされないで下さい!!

Lady Yuyu!
Please don't start eating her too!

Aya

よしよし、またネタを手に入れました。
題して
『恐怖の食欲魔人。幻想郷の幽霊は人をも食す!』
カニバリズムの歴史に新たな一ページですね。

Alright, I have another story I can write.
I'll title it:
"Ferocious Hungry Specters - Gensokyo's Ghosts Even Eat Humans!"
This's a new page in the history of cannibalism.

Yuyuko

失礼ね、人なんか食べないわよ。
……人は、食べないわよね、妖夢?

That's awfully rude. I don't eat humans.
...I don't eat humans, right, Youmu?

Youmu

ええ、以前私の半霊を丸呑みしようとした事はありましたけどね…

Right, although you have tried to swallow my ghost half whole before...

Yuyuko

うふふ、もちもち~

Hehehe, it was so chewy.

Aya

さて、あと一つくらいネタがあれば新聞が書けそうですね。

OK, if I can find one more scoop, I can write another issue.

Aya

ネタが足りなくて苦し紛れにやった
4コマ漫画大会は過去に前例がないほど
クレームをいただきましたからねぇ…

If I don't have enough articles, I'll have to
hold another comic submission tournament,
but I got quite a few complaints from the last time...

Aya

おや、あれは…

Oho, that is...

Lunasa

あなたのスタイルは、もう古い。
今はもうそんな子供だましじゃ駄目。

Your style is already old and useless.
It can only trick little kids.

Merlin

そうよ。
今のトレンドは如何に賑やかにできるか。

That's right.
The trend now is how busy you can be.

Lyrica

ぶっちゃけラップ音や物を動かすだけじゃねぇ。
慣れれば案外怖くないものよ?

Aren't you just making obvious knocking sounds and moving things?
It's not really scary if you're used to it.

Kana

ふん、貴方達みたいな色物と一緒にしないで。

Hmph, don't lump me in with you three.

Kana

私は由緒正しきポルターガイストよ。
ただやかましいだけならその辺の浮遊霊にだってできるわ。
貴方達には恐怖が足りないのよ!

I'm a poltergeist of proper lineage.
If it's just making lots of noise, even those ghosts floating around can do it.
You three aren't scary enough!

Lunasa

住人が怖がってくれなくなって追い出されたくせに。

But you were chased out because your owner wasn't scared.

Kana

ぐっ……そっちこそ開き直ってちんどん屋家業に精を出しちゃって、
騒霊の名が聞いて呆れるわ。

Grr... you all turned your backs on your kind's traditional work!
Others would be shocked if they heard that you all were poltergeists.

Merlin

あら、私達は騒霊の名に相応しく、
ちゃんとかしましくやってるわ。

Oh, but that name suits us well.
We certainly are noisy.

Lyrica

そうだよ。
貴方の場合は怖いじゃなくて鬱陶しいの間違いじゃないの?

That's right!
In your case, weren't you mistaken for being gloomy instead of being scary?

Kana

このっ!
そこまで言うのなら、どちらが真の騒霊か白黒付けようじゃない!

Why, you!
If you're going to go that far, then why don't we make it clear who the real poltergeists are!

Aya

おやおや、まるでどんぐりの背比べですね。
私に言わせれば、お互いそんなフリフリな格好で
霊も何もあったもんじゃないと思うんですけどね。
まぁネタにはなりそうですね。

Ohoho, quite a bragging competition here.
I didn't think these floaty
ghosts could get into arguments,
but it should make for a decent story.

Lyrica

あ、水木作品の情報屋。

Oh, it's the controversial reporter.

Aya

…なんかここまで来ると無理して言ってるように聞こえてくるんですが…

...It would be impossible to say I wouldn't expect to hear that...

Kana

なんなの?騒霊の戦いに鴉天狗が関わるって言うわけ?

What is it? What do the quarrels between poltergeists have to do with the crow tengu?

Aya

いえいえ、ただ向こうは三人ですので
今のままだとあなたには分が悪いかな~と思っちゃいましてね~。

No, no, I just thought that you against
these three is a little lopsided.

Merlin

人数は多い方が楽しいわね。

The more, the merrier, right?

Lunasa

メルラン…後で後悔しないようにね…

Merlin... Don't say anything you'll regret later...

Lyrica

う~、勝てるかな~?

Oooh, I wonder if we can win?




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