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文の章

疾風文々丸。
VS
夜雀の会

Aya's Scenario

The Bunbunmaru Gales
VS.
Club Sparrow

情報 Briefing
Cirno

あの二人もなかなかやるけど、最強のあたいが
いれば無敵よ!あんた達もまぁ適当にがんばりなさい!

Those two are pretty good, but I'm the strongest
so we're invincible! You all, well, just do your best!

Aya

チルノさんは守備的な能力をお持ちのようですので攻撃面は私を軸にしてくださいね~

Ms. Cirno, you're good at defending, so let me handle the offense, if you please!

キックオフ Kickoff
Aya

守備力はこちらが上です。お二人にお任せしますよ!

Our defense is better than theirs. I'll be relying on you two!

Daiyousei

なんでも回って止めるよ。

I'll spin and stop them by any means.

Cirno

全部氷ヅけの刑だ!

I'll punish everything with ice!

スタジアム Stadium
Wriggle

うぅ……⑨に負けるなんて~。
ちくしょー、天狗を味方に付けるなんて卑怯だぞ!

Ugh, we lost to that ⑨...
Crap, adding that tengu to her side is just unfair!

Mystia

チルノと頭が同程度と公言されたリグルはともかく、私まで負けるなんて…

Wriggle's roughly on the same level as Cirno anyway, but for me to lose...

Wriggle

な、夜雀で鳥頭でちんちん歌ってるみすちーは
公式ではあまりの悲しさに発表できないだけよ!

Wha, you bird-brained, "Chin-chin"-singing sparrow!
You can't even spread that much sorrow officially!

Mystia

ちーーーーん!!
なにおーーーー!!!!

CHIIIIIIIN!
WHAAAAAT!?

Cirno

や~い人生の負け犬~!
あー気持ち良かった!
やっぱりあたいは最強だったみたいね~。

Ya-ha, losers!
Man, that felt good!
Just as I thought, I'm really the strongest!

Aya

えぇ、ある方面では誰も勝てないですよね。
ふふふ、良いネタに出会えましたね。
題して
『幻想郷に潜む心の闇。イジメの実態に迫る!』

Yeah, no one can beat you. Hehehe, this
should make for a good article. I'll title
it: 'The Darkness Lurking in the Heart of
Gensokyo - The Truth About Bullying!'

Aya

昨今増えてきた隠蔽体質に一矢報いるスクープですね。
問題は、いじめられっこが反撃しまくってる事ですけど…

This scoop will make a good retort against the increase of secrecy recently.
There is the problem that she fought back against those who were bullying her though...

Ran

随分と楽しそうだね射命丸。

You seem like you're having fun, Shameimaru.

Aya

おや、こんな所に隙間妖怪の式!
これはまた幻想郷要注意人物の登場ですね。
ネタを提供してくれると、私はとってもハッピーですよ?

Oho, imagine meeting the gap youkai's
shikigami here! Yet another individual that
should be tracked. If you have a lead for
another article, I'd be very happy.

Ran

いや、別に提供してやるネタなんざないんだけど…

No, nothing that could really be considered a lead...

Aya

そうなんですか?がっくりです。

Is that so? How disappointing.

Ran

それよりも今の試合、見てたよ。

More importantly, I was watching the match just now.

Aya

ああ、チルノさんが陰湿なイジメに法の力で
立ち向かっていた場面ですか?

Ah, the scene where Ms. Cirno stood up to
some vicious bullying on sheer strength?

Ran

何が法で何が力かは意味不明として…
あんた、随分つまんない事してるねぇ。

Yes, but whose strength exactly is unclear...
You like making things boring, don't you?

Aya

む、私の記事のどこがつまらないと言うんですか!?

Mm, are you saying my articles are boring?!

Aya

毎日の4コマも読者に大人気ですよ!?
もちろん、サイレントマジョリティを考慮した結果ですけど。

Even the daily comic is popular with the readers!
Of course, you have to take into account the silent majority.

Ran

まぁ、あんたの新聞はぶっちゃけ見てないけど…
そうじゃなくてあんたの戦い方の話だよ。

Well, to be frank, I don't read your newspaper...
I was talking about your fighting style.

Aya

私の戦い方?
サッカーのですか?

My fighting style?
In soccer?

Ran

幻想郷にサッカーを広めたのは、実質お前だろ?
その張本人が、サッカーを楽しんでないなんて、
とんだ舞台裏だね。

Aren't you the reason why soccer spread throughout Gensokyo?
I have a hunch the perpetrator doesn't really enjoy it very much,
so she only stays behind the scenes.

Aya

い、いえ。
私は楽しんでやってますってば。

N-No.
I like playing soccer.

Ran

あんたも幻想郷で長く生きた方だ…
まさかあれしきの実力だとは言わないだろう?
加減した戦い方の何が面白いのさ。

You've been around Gensokyo for a long time too...
You must know the true extent of your power.
There's nothing interesting about a moderated fighting style.

Aya

そんな事ないですよ。
私はいつでも全力疾走!!!
頑張りすぎで脳溢血になっちゃいそうなくらいですよ。

That's not it at all.
I'm always at a full sprint!
It's like I'm obsessed with trying too hard.

Ran

韜晦も一流だね、まぁいいさ。

You're also the best at hiding your talents.

Aya

もう良いんですか?
それじゃ次のネタを探さないと。
ネーター、ネーター。

Is that all?
I need to get back to finding more stories.
Scoooops, scoooops.

Ran

……千年を生きる鴉天狗か。

...A thousand-year-old crow tengu, huh?

人里近く Near the Human Village
Yuyuko

よーむーよーむー
お腹が空いたわ。

Youmu, Youmu...
I'm hungry.

Youmu

幽々子様……さっきお弁当三人前食べたばかりじゃないですか。

Lady Yuyuko... Didn't you just eat enough boxed lunches for three people?

Yuyuko

だって仕方が無いじゃない。
幽霊だってお腹は空くものなんだから。
ああ妖夢……腹ペコで死にそうよ。

But I can't help it.
I'm a ghost, so my stomach is always empty.
Ah, Youmu... I'm so hungry I could die.

Youmu

幽々子様はこれ以上死にませんからご安心を。

You can't get any more dead than you already are, Lady Yuyuko, so please relax.

Yuyuko

いやいや妖夢。
幽霊とはいえ、空腹すぎると死んでしまうものなのよ。

No, no, Youmu.
Whether or not I'm a ghost, if my stomach stays empty for too long, I'll still die.

Yuyuko

死に死を重ねて…私は…
どんどん増殖していく…

Adding up deaths, even in death...
They're slowly multiplying...

Youmu

それは…本気で恐ろしいですね…

That sounds... really dreadful...

Yuyuko

増えすぎても芝刈り機で刈っちゃだめよ?

If it builds up too much, not even a lawnmower can cut it down, you know?

Youmu

うう~、仕方がありません…
あっちに人間の村があるみたいですから、
何か食べ物を分けて貰いましょう。

Ooh, I've no other choice...
It looks like the human village is this way,
so let's see if they can give us something.

Yuyuko

そうね、畑の銀シャリでも食いつぶしてしまおうかしらね。

That's right, maybe I'll eat up all the sushi rice fields...

Youmu

やりかねない事を言わないでくださいってば…

Please don't say things you're capable of actually doing...

Keine

そこまでだ!!
幽霊ども…それ以上村に近寄るな!

Hold it right there!
I can't let you ghosts get any closer to the village!

Youmu

む、いつぞやのハクタク!?
幽々子様お下がりください!

Mm, the hakutaku from a while ago?!
Please stand back, Lady Yuyuko!

Yuyuko

ああ……銀シャリ…

Ah... sushi rice...

Youmu

もうちょっと我慢してくださいよ。……ごほん。
私達は別に人間に危害を加えるつもりは無い。
ちょっと食べ物を分けて貰いたいだけだ。

Please be a little more patient. ...Ahem.
We intend no harm to the humans here.
Just please give us a little something to eat.

Keine

おそらく里をまるまる食いつぶすほどの量になるぞ…

I'm afraid that "little" will become the entire village...

Yuyuko

シャリ…

Rice...

Keine

まぁ、たとえ適量でも…
村に行かせるわけにはいかない。
お前は気付いていないのか?そこの亡霊嬢の能力に…

Well, even if she were to eat a more reasonable amount...
I can't let her into the village.
Haven't you noticed that ghost girl's power?

Youmu

幽々子様の能力?

Lady Yuyuko's power?

Yuyuko

牛の丸焼き……。
シャリと合わせてビーフカップ…

Whole beef roast...
Combine it with silver rice to make a beef cup...

Youmu

悲しい事に、まったくもっていつもと変わらない気がするけど?

Look at the poor thing. Are you sure you won't change your mind?

Keine

そこの亡霊嬢は人を死に誘う。
無自覚のようだが、
今そこの亡霊が人に近づけば容易く冥界に引き込むだろう。

That ghost girl induces death in humans.
Even though she's unaware of it,
she can easily bring many people back to the Netherworld with her.

Keine

そんな危険な存在を里に近寄らせる事などできない!
早々に立ち去れ!

I can't let something so dangerous be in the proximity of the village!
Leave now!

Yuyuko

妖夢~、
腹が減りすぎてだんだん腹が立ってきたわ。
横から縦に、逆転の発想ね。

Youmu...
My stomach has wasted away so much, I'm starting to get angry.
You know that happens when I get too hungry...

Youmu

くっ……私はどうすれば……。

Ugh... What should I do...?

Aya

おやおや~またもや事件の香りがしますね。
それにしても……
幽々子さんていつからあんなに腹ペコキャラになってしまったのでしょうか?

Ohoho, I sense the scent of trouble here.
Nevertheless...
When did Miss Yuyuko become the always-hungry character?

Youmu

あ、マーシー!!

Ahh, it's Marcy!!

(Ed: Reference to Masashi Tashiro, a former Japanese celebrity who got into trouble with the law for filming up a girl's skirt in a train.)

Keine

いやいや、その呼び名はさすがになかった事にするぞ?

No, no, I'll definitely make it so you never called her that.

Aya

どうも、みなさん。揉め事を起こす時は一言相談してくださっても良かったのに。

Hello, everyone. When a quarrel erupts, it would be great if you consulted me.

Aya

まぁ流石に人死には危ないですし、
ここは一つ慧音さんに力を貸すとしましょう。
どこかの巫女さんが怒り出しちゃたまりませんしね。

Well, it would be dangerous to have people dying, of course,
so for now I will lend Ms. Keine a hand.
We certainly don't want that shrine maiden to get angry again.

Yuyuko

鴉はちょっと遠慮したいわね~
ゴミを漁る様なのの肉じゃ何の味がするのやら…
まぁ、一度は食べてみる価値はあるのかな?

I don't really want to try crows...
Though I wonder how meat dug up from the trash tastes like...
Well, maybe it's worth trying once?

Aya

うわおう、これが幽々子さんに見込まれた時の悪寒ですか
…ミスティアさん、ご愁傷様です…

Whoa, so this is the chill you feel when Ms. Yuyuko looks at you like that.
...Ms. Mystia, you have my sympathy.




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