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(Mokou) Okay, I just gotta get to Kaguya, kick her butt, and everything's all fine and normal.
(Yukari Shows up out of nowhere. Notably, she isn't wearing her blindfold)
(Yukari) Wait, waiiiit~
(Mokou) Eh? What are you doing here? And I thought you were blindfolding yourself for safety from the red moon.
(Yukari) *Points up* You walked the wrong way.
(Mokou) Eh? *Looks up, the moon's yellow*
(Yukari) You're in an Omake now.
(Mokou) ... Again? What, am I damned to just be in Omakes for this whole fic?
(Yukari) Fufufu~ But weren't you just in the last chapter?
(Mokou) Didn't even get to fight anything. Doesn't count.
(Yukari) Never underestimate the importance of character development. I'm thinking letting you get to the main story right now would cause more trouble than it's worth.
(Mokou) ... So you're gonna stop me? Isn't that helping Kaguya?
(Yukari shrugs)
(Yukari) Reimu and crew are the good guys, they'll stop her. This is a Touhou story, after all.
(Mokou) That's not true! In Tythanin's work, the heroes LOST, and I spent five years getting torn up by that crazy-
(Yukari) ... Jeez, so contrarian. Let's put you through some character development exercises.
(A portal opens up underneath Mokou)
(Mokou) Wait what on Earth are you doiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing-
(Mokou, logically, falls through the portal, landing in a somewhat rocky plain. A giant steel wall, as tall as the mountains surrounding it and the entire, looms over one side. One end opens up into the water, a river running along the path to it, weaving around two tower-shaped structures.)
(Mokou) Where on Earth am I now? And what are all these guys in weird armor doing around me? ... Are they sleeping?
(Sixteen different people in red and blue Master Chief outfits lay all over what is now rather obviously the Valhalla map from Halo 3.)
(Mokou) ... Huh. They're dead. Why'd Yukari send me HERE, though?
(A trumpet sounds in the background. Every one of the suits jumps up, cheering and yelling)
(Mokou) HOLY CRAP!
(Mokou hides under a rock as the two teams run towards opposite ends of the area, running into their respective bases while saying "HUP HUP HUP", all in perfect rhythm to each other)
(Mokou) What the hell's going on here? Did all these people take the Hourai Elixir or something? ... Better go see what's going on. (Quickly, she runs after the blues, using her flight powers to hover by the window of their base)
(Mokou) It's a room. What are those blue things with all the lines going through them, though?
(Blue team, as one) KILL THE REDS KILL THE REDS KILL THE REDS KILL THE REDS.
(Mokou) ... *Flies over to the other base* And it's the same thing but red here.
(Red team, as one) KILL THE BLUES KILL THE BLUES KILL THE BLUES KILL THE BLUES.
(Mokou) ... I have red clothes. And blue hair. Oh, this can't be good.
(The trumpet sounds again, and the sixteen players start running in all directions. Mokou quickly slips up to hide on a cliff above the stage, watching all hell break loose down below.)
(Mokou) What the hell have I gotten into?
(A Red soldier suddenly walks out of the base)
(Red Soldier) Stop fighting, stop fighting everyone, stop fighting!
(Everyone, including Mokou, looks at him)
(Red Soldier) Everyone, everyone, look unto me! I possess the blue flag! I have seen the top of the mountain! And you will worship me as though I were a god!
(Mokou Tosses a fireball at the Red Soldier)
(The Red Soldier collapses, smoldering) I regret nothing! I lived as few men dare to dream!
(Blue Soldier) Wait! That came from... Outside of the map!
(Mokou) ... Yeah. So I killed him. So what?
(Blue Soldier) .... HACKER! KILL HIM!
(Mokou) Shut up, I'm fe-
(Everyone starts shooting at Mokou)
(Random Red Soldier) THERE ARE NO WOMEN ON XBOX LIVE~
(Several minutes later, a bloodied, severely beaten Mokou collapses on the ground, the soldiers surrounding her)
(Blue Soldier) I can't even see his gamertag! How do we report this one?!?!?
(Mokou) What are you talking about? I TOLD you I'm FEMALE!
(Mokou gets back up, fully regenerated)
(Red Soldier) ... We forgot the spawn timers.... Uh... KILL HIM AGAIN!
(Mokou jets into the air to get out of the way of their fire)
(Mokou) Look, what the hell IS this place?
(Blue Soldier) You hack into our Team CTF match with a custom avatar and THEN ask us where you are?!?!? Wtf noob!
(Mokou) ... Oh god, this is-
(Sarge and Caboose from Red Vs. Blue show up, holding the two flags)
(Mokou) ... I've fallen into another fandom. Joy.
(Sarge) Just do what we do and blame Grif, and things will go much better.
(Caboose) Why are we blaming Grif? I don't even know him!
(Mokou) ... How do I get out of here?
(Red Soldier) ... MORE HACKERS! KILL THEM ALL!
(Sarge, Caboose, and Mokou scream and hide. Eventually Mokou escapes, somehow.)

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