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Sakuya's Birthday... Konnichiku's version.
Parody of a Dexter's Laboratory episode.
Sakuya was flying down the road to the Scarlet Devil Mansion carrying milk cartons.
"So, why did Remilia send me to get milk on my birthday?" she wondered.
She noticed something new - cars outside the mansion.
"...Why are there so many cars outside my house on my birthday?" she asked out loud.
She landed at the mansion's front entrance and tried to open the door. She discovered it was locked.
"...And why is the door locked on my birthday?" she said in confusion.
She remembered the backyard entrance. She walked over.
"It's my birthday, so I'm going in the back," she said as she opened the backyard door.
"Happy Birthday, Sakuya!!!"
A deafening cheer.
The sounds of several crackers going off.
The falling multi-coloured confetti.
The brightly decorated backyard.
The masses of humans, fairies and youkai populating the yard.
The smiles on everyone's faces.
All of those sensations struck Sakuya in unison.
"BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!" she cheered. "Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!"
Sakuya and friends had cake. "Alright, everyone, it's showtime!" Remilia said. "Oh my gosh!" Sakuya squeed.
Everyone sat in a circle. "Oh, someone is here," Remilia cooed in a sing-song voice. "Oh my gosh!" Sakuya squealed again. A clown car rode around the yard and drove into the circle. A clown stepped out of the car. "Hey kids!" he said. "OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH" Sakuya screamed in delight. The clown did some tricks. "Why was six afraid of seven?" he asked. "I dunno," Sakuya answered. "Because seven eight nine! Get it? Seven ate nine!" the clown said. Everyone laughed.
When the party was over, Sakuya, Patchouli, Remilia, Flandre, Meiling, and Koakuma sat at the table in the mansion eating dinner. "And then he said 'Because seven eight nine'!" Sakuya told Patchouli. Everyone at the table laughed. Sakuya knew she had a good party.