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  • Next Day*

"Well, I guess that plan failed massively," said Reimu, sighting repeatedly. "Who would've thought innocent Rika would inject Tomitake with drugs to make him kill himself when he tried to 'feed his fetish'."

"Nipah~☆, Imalittlelessinnocentthanyouthink....." slurred Rika.

"God damnit, are you drunk again" yelled Satoko. "Oh well, EMERGENCY TRAP!" Rika spontaneously exploded, and reappeared.

"God I wanted to be drunk you whore, stop doing that!... Nipah~☆"

"USODA! Silly Rika, little kids don't want to drink!" said Rena, while she charged her take home meter.

"You guys might want to get out of here before Rena finishes charging, no telling what will happen then."

"Fine, lets get out of this crazy place, ze~," said Marisa, sweating profusely.

"Hey Marisa, just how did they find Takano's body completely burned?" asked Reimu, eying Marisa strangely.

"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I was just practicing master spark, honest, ze~!"

"I won't even bother asking. Also, did you happen to notice a taco rain?"

"Yeah, they all had cheese, and lots of people died, ze~! Then there was a pinata party!"

"God damn lets get out of this world. HAKUREI BORDER MAGIX"

"Why didn't you do that in the first place... ze~".

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