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第3幕「山林管理事務員コチヤの憂鬱」

Act 3: "The Melancholy of Mountain and Forest Administration Officer Kochiya"

Arrange: D.watt 溝口ゆうま Lyrics: 七条レタス Vocal: 山本椛(monotone) イザベル 神波千尋

Marisa

Iyaa, kou yatte nomu sake to ittara nai nee
Good music ni good drink da yo, ha ha ha ha

Man, there's no better way to drink sake than this
Good music and good drinks, ha ha ha ha

Nitori

Anmari nomisugiru to mata mendou na koto ni naru zoo
Otona nara saiteigen no manner tchuu no wo nee

It's going to get troublesome again if you end up drinking too much
If you're an adult then do things more minimally

Marisa

Otona tte... shoujo tte ittekure yo, guha ha ha ha...

Adult, you say... call me a maiden, guha ha ha ha...

Nitori

Shoujo dattara nao ikan waa, aa...

If you're a maiden then it's even worse, ah...

Sanae

Kenzen anzen chian iji katsudou
Kamisama mo issho ni junkaichuu desu!
Jounai ni me wo hikarasete
Tanoshii event tsukuriagemashou

Decency, safety, keeping the peace
Together with the gods, I'm on patrol!
On the grounds, my eyes glitter
Let's make this a fun event

Sanae

Maido osawagase shite orimaasu, Moriya Jinja Sanrin Kanri Jimusho deesu
Yama no chian iji no tame, genzai patrol wo okonatte orimaasu
Event kenzen un'ei no tame gokyouryoku kudasaai

Announcing as usual, this is the Moriya Shrine Mountain Forest Management Offiiice
We're currently patrolling for the sake of preservation of the mountain's peeeace
Please help us in managing the purity of this eveeent

Nitori

Oo...

Oh...

Marisa

Ahahahahaha

Ahahahahaha!

Sanae

Hourei junshu chitsujo tamotsu tame
Ihou koui wo torishimarimashou

Following the law, preserving order
I'll control the illegal acts

Marisa

Iyaa, mata oogesa na no ga kita naa

Man, these showy guys came again...

Nitori

Tabun okane mo denai n darou ni, shushou yanee

They probably don't have any money, either. How admirable...

Sanae

Kora, soko!
Gomi wo sono hen ni chirakashite wa ikemasen!
Jikai kara kaisai dekinaku nacchaimasu kara! Gashan!

Hey, you there!
You can't just leave your garbage there like that!
We won't be able to hold the event here next time! Ka-click![1]

Two

Oo tto, taiho?

Oh, an arrest?

Sanae

Chotto, soko!
Miseinen no kitsuen wa houritsu de kinjirarete imasu yo!
Dame! Souyuu no wa, dame! Gashan!

Wait a second, you there!
Underage smoking is prohibited by law!
It's bad! That kind of thing is bad! Ka-click!

Two

Kore mo taiho?

An arrest for that, too?

Sanae

Iyaa! Soko, nani shiteru n desu ka?
Souyuu no wa shikarubeki tokoro de!
Dare mo mite inai tokoro de! Gashan! Gashan!

Aaah! You there, just what are you doing?
There's a proper place for that kind of thing!
Somewhere where nobody can see you! Ka-click! Ka-click!

Two

Genkouhan taiho!

Arrested in the act!

Nitori

Mitenai tokoro dattara yoroshii no ka nee?

So it's okay if it's in a place where nobody can see you, huh?

Marisa

Ganbatteru yo, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

She's trying real hard, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Sanae

Torishimare yo, torishimare yo, fuuki no midare
Torishimare yo, torishimare yo, kiyoku tadashiku

I'll control them, I'll control them, disturbances of decency
I'll control them, I'll control them, pure and proper

Two

Katai koto yuu na yo, katai koto yuu na yo
Konna yoru ja nai ka

Don't be so uptight, don't be so uptight
It's that kind of night, isn't it?

Sanae

Torishimaru yo, torishimaru yo, reigai wa arimasen

I'll control them, I'll control them, there are no exceptions

Sanae

Kora, soko! Soko no kuroshiro!

Hey, you there! You black-white!

Marisa

Nan da? Watashi ka?

Huh? Me?

Nitori

Sou ieba, kimi wa miseinen datta you na ki ga suru naa...
Gensoukyou de miseinen no inshu toka kinshi no you ni wa towan shi naa... (?)

Come to think of it, I get the feeling you were a minor...
Drinking alcohol might have been forbidden for minors in Gensokyo...

Marisa

Toriaezu nigeru ze!

Anyway, let's run for it!

Nitori

Aa, nigetara ii, nigetara ii

Yeah, you should run, you should run...

Marisa

Omae mo koi!

You come too!

Sanae

Nigeru n ja nai! Tomari nasai!

Don't run! Stop!

Marisa

Nigenobite tsutaeyou
Karita hon wasureteta yo
(Mou chotto karitete ii?)

I'll tell you while I make my escape
I forgot the books I borrowed
(Can I borrow 'em for a bit longer?)

Nitori

Nigenobitara tsutaeyou
Barashite modoshitara
(Neji ippon amatchatte)
(Gomennasai suimasen suimasen daijoubu daijoubu)

If we're making our escape I'll tell you
I took it apart and put it back together
(I left out one screw)
(I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, it's okay, it's okay)

Sanae

Oikakete hakasete yarou
Imozuru shiki yozai made

Chasing, I will catch them
I'll round them up one by one, even for previous crimes

Two

Nige madotte

Running around trying to escape

Sanae

Oikakete

Chasing them

All

Oto no umi wo kakiwakeyou

Pushing our way through the sea of sound

^  The sound of handcuffs. Yes, Sanae says this out loud.
Kanji



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