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水橋ジェラシックパーク
Mizuhashi Jerashikku Paaku

Mizuhashi's Jealousic Park

Arrange: ARM Vocal, Lyrics: 七条レタス, Vocal: miko

Ima no yo no naka jibun igai ha minna netamashiku mieru'n desu yo
Minasan mo sou omoimasu yo ne?
Te iu ka ne jissai watashi ha sou omotteru'n desu yo
Nanishiro watashi gaman shinai onna desukara...
Aa mou! Aa!

In today's society, everyone but me looks envious
Don't you think so too?
I mean, I really think that's how it is.
Anyway, since I am a woman who can't stand it…
Ah, enough! Aaaaah!

Kouhaku ga jealous! Ninki mo toppu de masumasu netamashii!
Yukarin ga jealous! Juuyou kyara teki ichizuke netamashii!
Rori oni ga jealous! Kakugee tantou tonikaku netamashii!
Syameimaru jealous! Shuyaku o hatteru yatsura ha netamashii!
Kirisame ga jealous! Nezuyoi ninki no shirokuro netamashii!
Toshokan ga jealous! Manga ni deban ga takusan netamashii!
Arimari ga jealous! Aitsura osoraku riaju netamashii!
Kappamaki jealous! Ikinari jiki shoukaku toka netamashii!
Remiriauu jealous! Rori ota aite no shoubai netamashii!
Meidochou jealous! Paddo de aredake hipparu netamashii!
Chuugoku ga jealous! Mochineta hikidashi ookute netamashii!
Marukyuu ga jealous! Ni bosu no saidai seiryoku netamashii!
Ojousama jealous! Karisuma nakutemo yuuga de netamashii!
Myon myon ga jealous! Niwashi wa seishain dakara netamashii!
Ranshama ga jealous! Suppa ha sono omoikiri ga netamashii!
Cheeeeen jealous! Neko kyara mujouken de mou netamashii!

Red-white, jealous! Top popularity makes me more and more jealous!!
Yukarin, jealous! A permanent major character, jealous!!
Loli-oni, jealous! In charge of a fighting game, jealous!!
Syameimaru, jealous! Achieving a leading role, jealous!!
Kirisame, jealous! Deeply popular white-black, jealous!!
Library, jealous! Appearing a lot in manga, jealous!!
Alimari, jealous! Such satisfaction with real life, jealous!!
Kappamaki, jealous! Suddenly raised to player status, jealous!!
Remiliauu, jealous! Business catering for loli otakus, jealous!!
Chief Maid, jealous! Stretching it with just the PADS, jealous!!
China, jealous! The most drawn out for joke material, jealous!!
Circle-nine, jealous! The strongest of second bosses, jealous!!
Mistress, jealous! Elegant even without charisma, jealous!!
Myon myon, jealous! The gardener is a regular employee, jealous!!
Ran-shama, jealous! Getting nude with all her heart, jealous!!
CHEEEEEEN, jealous! For cat characters, it's unconditional—jealous!!

Aa dou nacchatten no yo kono yo no naka
Shakuzen to saa shinai mono no mata ooi koto
Aa hoshii mono ha are mo kore mo
Nozomu kurai no jiyuu ha yurushite kudasai yo OH shit!

Aah, what's going on!? There are so many
Things in this world that leave me unsatisfied!
Aah, I want this, I want that!
Please, give me the freedom to desire! Oh, shit!

Eirin ga jealous! Eirin tasukete Eirin netamashii!
Niito hime jealous! Ie kara denaide netogee netamashii!
Mokotan ga jealous! Fukenai karada ga futsuu ni netamashii!
Udongein jealous! Doshi doshi fundoshi fundoshi Udongein!
Kerochan ga jealous! Me no aru Zun bou kawaii netamashii!
Onbashira jealous! Toshima mo kyara tachiteki ni wa netamashii!
Joshikousei jealous! Joshikousei nara touzen netamashii!
Inubashiri jealous! Tachie ga nakutemo aisare netamashii!
Merankorii jealous! Anmari nai kedo tonikaku netamashii!
Yuukarin jealous! Nanishiro zitsuryokuha dakara netamashii!
Komacchan jealous! Kossori hisouten iri de netamashii!
Eekisama jealous! Kekkyoku koumuin ka yo! Netamashii!
Satorin ga jealous! Chi kyara no ichiban ninki ga netamashii!
Orinrin jealous! Gosurori mitsuami nandaka netamashii!
Okuuchan jealous! Rasubosu hatteru yatsura mo netamashii!
Matomeru to jealous! Doitsu mo koitsu mo kekkyoku netamashii!

E-rin, jealous! E-rin, help me, ERINNNNNN!!, jealous!!
NEET princess, jealous! Staying at home net-gaming, jealous!!
Mokotan, jealous! Naturally for having an ageless body, jealous!!
Undongein, jealous! Doshi doshi fundoshi fundoshi udongein!!
Kerochan, jealous! A cute Zun-hat with eyes, jealous!!
Onbashira, jealous! A mature woman can be a character too, jealous!!
High school girl, jealous! She's a high school girl, so naturally, jealous!!
Inubashiri, jealous! Beloved even without a portrait, jealous!!
Melancholy, jealous! Even though she's hardly around, still jealous!!
Yuukarin, jealous! Being one of the most powerful regardless, jealous!!
Komacchan, jealous! Stealthily included in SWR, jealous!!
Eekisama, jealous! After all, she's a public servant! Jealous!!
Satorin, jealous! The most popular character of SA, jealous!!
Orinrin, jealous! A braided gothic lolita, makes me kind of jealous!!
Okuuchan, jealous! Those who are last bosses make me jealous!!
In conclusion, jealous! Every last one of them make me jealous!!

Aa dou nacchatten no yo kono yo no naka
Yowai mono kara shiwayose o kuu yasashisa mo nai
Aa kakusa shakai dare mo kare mo
Ikiru koto sura katsukatsu de netamu yochi mo nai
Iyaa! Mou!

Ah, what will become of me? In this world,
There is no kindness for absorbing burdens from the weak.
Ah, what a disparate society! Everyone
Is barely scraping by just to live, and there's no room for jealousy.
Aaahh!! Enough!!!

Gaman suru no ha saa yoku nai kara saa
Hanashigai nano sa sutoresu gensoukyou

Since enduring it isn't any good,
I'll set loose my stress, Gensoukyou!

REDALiCE san no kyoku kakko ii naa...
Nande anna ni kakko ii'n daro...
Aa mou honto ni netamashii... Kegarawashii...
Utomashii... Iyarashii... Uttoushii...
Koubashii... Nikunikushii... Shirajirashii...

REDALiCE's song is so cool
Why is it so cool...?
Aah, it is really enviable...unfair...
Unpleasant...disgusting...depressing...
Noxious...detestable...shameless....

Kanji

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