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Lyrics: 東方スイーツ! ~鬼畜姉妹と受難メイド~

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Touhou Sweets! ~The Cruel Sisters and the Suffering Maid~

Arrange: 樹詩音, 小宮真央 Vocal: 溝口ゆうま (Yuuma Mizoguchi)

Tama ni wa osoto de ochakai shimashou
COFFEE ni COOKIE de CELEB ni kimeru~wa
(Oneesama~)
Meido no Sakuya ni gohoubi agemashou
Hi goro kara no kansha no ne kimochi nan desu yo

We should have tea parties outside sometimes
We’ll make you a celeb with cookies and coffee
(Oh, big sister!)
We’ll give our maid, Sakuya, a big prize
How will she feel about our usual thanks?

Sono me wa nan desu ka ocha no youbi ga mada sundenai
Ara ocha nara ii wa sore yori anata matsuge ga naga i-no-ne?

Wait, what’s that look for? The tea isn’t ready yet.
Oh, forget about the tea, Sakuya, don’t you have such nice long eyelashes?

Yamete kudasai!
(Yoi de wa nai ka~)
Soko wa dame desu!
(Yawarakai ja nai?)
Paddo hazushite sunao ni nare!
(Namachichi desu tte!).

Please stop~
(Oh, it’s okay, isn’t it?)
No, not there!
(Oh, they’re so soft!)
Take out your pads and be honest!
(I told you, they’re natural!)

Shin'ya no sawagi yoake wo koete
Asa ga yonde mo shiranpuri da wa

Our commotion runs deep into the night
Even when morning comes calling, we’ll pretend not to notice

Ufufufu, sono hyoujou zukuzuku suru wa-

Ohohoho, that expression gives me the chills~

"Sakuya?
Shuumatsu no yotei wa
ganbatta jibun e no gohoubi ni
kakuregateki jinja ni ocha wo takari ni iku wa yo.
"Ka... kakuregateki... desu ka?
"Iie, Sakuya. Shuumatsu no yotei wa toushindai no jibun ni atta
koakumateki meiku no renshuu yo.
"Koakumateki tte iu ka ... kyuuketsuki?
Nanka itta?
Heeeeeee...

"Sakuya?
Since you’ve been working so hard,
let’s go sponge tea off that private room
in the shrine this weekend.
"P... private room?
"No, Sakuya. I have a realistic plan for the weekend.
Devil-making practice
"Devil or say... vampire?
Did you say something?
Heeeeeee...

(Meido! Niiso! Paddo-chou!) x6

A, ari no mama ni ima okotta koto wo hanasu ze.
Yakata no soto de
meido ga kyuuketsuki ni sekuhara sarete ita!
Nekomimi to ka
usamimi to ka
sonna chachi na mon ja danjite ne...
Motto osoroshii Koumakyou no henrin wo ajiwatta ze...


I-I'll tell you exactly what happened!
Outside the mansion,
The vampires were sexually harassing their maid!
Through cat ears,
Rabbit ears,
And other tasteless things like that…
I feel I’ve definitely tasted a much scarier side of the SDM…

Wagamama meido ni oshioki shinakucha
Ojou-sama watakushi wa wagamama ja nai desu...
Tappuri kuriimu karada ni nurasete
Namaeteki ni Pachurii ni namesaseyou kashira?

We'll have to punish our willful maid.
Madame, I am not willful ...
We'll smear cream all over your body,
And why don't we have Patchouli lick it off?

Sono me wa nan desu ka oyatsu no junbi mada dekite nai
Ara oyatsu ii wa sore yori anata futomomo muchimu-chi-ne?

What's that look for? The snacks aren't ready yet.
Oh, my, who cares about the snacks when you have such nice, supple thighs?

Yamete kudasai!
(Yoi dewa nai ka~)
Soko wa dame desu!
(Yawara~kai ja nai?)
Niiso wo nuide suashi ni nare!
(Seiteki na imi de desu ka?!)

Please stop!
(Oh, it's okay, isn't it?)
No, not there!
(Oh, they're so soft!)
Take off your knee socks and go barefoot!
(Do you mean that sexually!?)

Taiyou ga nishi ni shizunde itte mo
Yoru ga hajimaru sabishiku nai wa ah~

Even when the sun begins to sink into the west
We're not lonely when the night begins ah~

Sakuya, serebu to ribitto wo mainichi kokorogake nasai.
Suimasen... Imi ga wakarimasen.
Sakuya, tsune ni mainasu ion wo abinasai.
Ara onee-sama? Kagakuteki konkyo wa mattaku nai n desu yo.
Tsukkomi yaku torareta...

I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean ...
Sakuya, go bathe yourself in negative ions.
Oh, sis? There's no scientific basis for that.
Why do I have to play the straight man ... ?

"Aaan, nante shigekiteki nan deshou...
Watashi no oshioki wa hyakuhatsu shiki made aru wa."

"Ohhh, isn't it so stimulating ... ?
I have 108 different punishments to give you."

Meido kyou mo ijime batsu wo ataete usa wo harasu wa
Ijime de wa nai no yo Sore wa ai da wa wakatte kureru desho?

We'll blow off stress today by teasing the maid with punishments
It's not teasing! You'll understand this is how we show our love, right?

Yamete kudasai!
(Yoi dewa nai ka)
Soko wa dame desu!
(Yawarakai ja nai?)
Paddo hazushite honki ni nare!
(Dakara namachichi desu tte!)

Please stop!
(Oh, it's okay, isn't it?)
No, not there!
(Oh, they're so soft!)
Take out your pads and get serious!
(I said they’re natural!)

Yamete kudasai!
(Yoi dewa nai ka)
Soko wa (BAKYUUN) desu!
(Yawarakai ja nai?)
Niiso wo haite
(Erosu wo kure!) (Cho, wake wakannai desu tte!)

Please stop!
(Oh, it's okay, isn't it?)
No, that's my XXX!
(Oh, they're so soft!)
Put on your knee socks ...
(And give us eros!) (Wai- what do you mean!?)

Taiyou to tsuki ga terasu daichi ni
Sakebu sono koe
Watashi meido...

With the moon and the sun both in the sky,
That crying voice
Is me, the maid ...

Lalala lalalala
Lala la lalala
Naraku no hate ni ai ga aru wa

Lalala lalalala
Lala la lalala
Love can be found in the depths of hell

Kou iu no mo... waruku... nai ka mo...

Maybe... this isn't so bad...

Kanji

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