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ハートフルネコロマンサー

Heart-warming Nekoromancer

Arrange: ARM Lyrics: 夕野ヨシミ Vocal: 3L Acting: 龍波しゅういち-Narration あゆ-Satori

Chotto, nani yo, kono sawagi wa
Mata watashi no pet ga nani ka yarakashita no kashira?

What in the world is that racket?
Are my pets up to something again, I wonder?

Tsuki mo mienu chitei no yami ni ugomeku wa
Nekoromancer, ikiteru shitai ayatsuri odoru

They writhe in the darkness in the depths of the Earth, where the Moon never shows.
The Nekoromancer dances as she controls the living corpses.

Tamashii choudai nano yo. Yuuwaku furikirenai no sa

Give me your souls. You can't shake off my allure.

Shinda mono tachi no musuu no karada ga ugomeki zawameki
Keiki na RHYTHM ni awasete odoridasu

The countless bodies of the dead writhe and stir
And begin to dance in time with the rhythms of business.

Yomigaeru haka no shita kara (Ima tsugi-tsugi to)
Jigoku ni wa ikasete agenai

Rise from your graves now (one by one).
I won't let you go to Hell.

Hora kokoro ubau yo (Saa koikogare)
Kawairashii atai ni horena yo

Watch, I'll steal your hearts. (Now, yearn deeply for me).
Fall in love with darling li'l me.

Kawari ni oinochi wo itadaku kedo

In return, I'll take your lives.

Sou... Kore wa kitto Orin no shiwaza ne
Mattaku. Neko no kangaeru koto wa sappari wakaranai wa
Maa, tanoshikereba ii n desu ga
Sou naru to minna jigoku iki desu yo? Wakatte masu?!

Yes...that's definitely your work, O-Rin.
Honestly, I have no idea how a cat thinks.
Well, it's fine if you have your fun,
But they're all still Hell-bound, right? You hear me!?

Yakedo suru yo, chitei no netsu ni aterarete
Kongari to ne shitai ni nareba hakobu no suki sa

You'll burn. You'll cook in the heat of the Earth's depths
Until you're well done. And when you're a corpse, I'll be happy to cart you away.

Tamashii fuwa-fuwa nano yo shirokute toumei mumi-mushuu (wow wow wow wow)

Souls are light and fluffy, white and transparent, tasteless and odorless. (Whoa whoa whoa whoa)

Koko wa katsute no Shakunetsu Jigoku
HOT de HELL na underground
Tomo ni odorou
Tamashii ga hateru made

This is the former Hell of Blazing Fire,
A hot and hellish underground.
Let us dance together
Until your souls expire.

Yomigaeru shinda soba kara (sugu boro-boro to)
Jigoku yori tanoshii tokoro yo

Rise right after you die. (Soon you'll crumble away.)
This place is more fun than Hell.

Hora kaen no kuruma (yare korogashite)
Ikita mama moyashite ageru wa

See, my wheels of fire (are spinning 'round).
I'll roast you up alive.

Soutou o'atsui no suki nandeshou

It's plenty hot now, and I bet you like it.

Kaenbyou shokunin no yoru wa hayai
Shitai no atsukai wa teinei ni
Ikasazu, korosazu, kusarasezu
Onryou no kigen wo sokonenai you ni
Shiroi tamashii ga koborenai you ni
Yukkuri to hakobu no ga koko de no tashinami

Night falls quickly for Kaenbyō the crafts-cat.
She treats all the corpses with care,
Not reviving them, killing them or rotting them,
So as not to offend any vengeful spirits.
She prudently takes it easy
Transporting the white souls so they do not spill.

Yomigaeru haka no shita kara (sou nando demo)
Jigoku yori service ii wa yo

Rise from your graves. (Yes, again and again and again.)
The service here is better than in Hell.

Hora hari no yama ni mo (nee hadashi de sa)
Kenkou ni ii kara osusume

Come on, go barefoot on the mountain of needles.
It's good for your health, so keep moving on.

Odai wa okaeri ni itadaku kedo

I'll get my payment on the way back.

  • This music is a parody of Michael Jackson's "Thriller".
  • The title "nekoromancer" is a pun on "necromancer" and "neko", of course. Kasha youkai like O-Rin are supposed to be able to raise the dead by jumping over them.
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