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Kyaputen Murasa no Ketsu Ankaa

Captain Murasa's Assanchor

Arrange: ARM Lyrics: 夕野ヨシミ Vocals: 山本 椛

Watashi da!
Seireisen no senchou, Kyaputen Murasa da!
Yarou-domo kyou mo ketsu ankaa bukkondeku zou !
(A-a A-a Aa-!)

Here I am!
Captain of the Holy Palanquin Ship, Captain Murasa!
You lot! Today we're going smashing again with my ass anchor!
(A-a A-a Aa-!)

Ankaa ankaa ketsu hoi ankaa!
Ankaa ankaa ketsu ankaa! (Aa!)
Ankaa ankaa ketsu hoi ankaa!
Kyaputen Murasa no ketsu ankaa (Aa!)

Anchor! Anchor! Ass anchor!
Anchor! Anchor! Ass anchor! (Aah!)
Anchor! Anchor! Ass anchor!
Captain Murasa's ass anchor! (Aah!)

Mizu no toraburu wa uchi ni makasero
Donna joutai demo sugu ni kaiketsu[1] da ze
Tsumari mizumore no moto no gen'in
Sukkari torinozoite funsai nekosogi

Leave any troubles with water to me!
I'll get to the "bottom" of any situation in a snap!
In other words, I'll completely remove
The source of the leak, smash it at the roots!

Senchou! Toire ga! Tsumatte unko ga nagaremasen!
Souka! Korosu! Ankaa wo yokose! (Aa!)
Senchou! O-furo ga! Yuge de onnayu nozokemasen!
Souka! Korosu! Ankaa wo yokose! (Aa!)

Captain! The toilet! It's all blocked up and the poop won't flow!
Is that so? I'll kill ya! Give me my anchor!
Captain! The baths! We can't peek in the women's 'cause of the steam!
Oh, really? I'll kill ya! Hand me my anchor!

Ankaa ankaa michidzure ankaa! Chinbotsu gekichin ankaa da!
Ankaa ankaa michidzure ankaa! Chin-chin-chinbotsu ankaa desu ne?!
Chigau! Omaera! Kou yatte bukkome!
Kyaputen Murasa no ketsu ankaa (Aa!)

Anchor! Anchor! Travel-mate anchor! This anchor sinks ships to the bottom of the sea!
Anchor! Anchor! Travel-mate anchor! This anchor s-s-s-sinks 'em, right?[2]
Wrong! Listen up! Shove it in like this!
Captain Murasa's ass anchor!

Riku kai kuu makai doko demo susunde yuku
Warera no fune ni wa ketsu ankaa ankaa

Land! Sea! Heaven! Hell! We'll go anywhere!
Aboard our ship, we've got an ass anchor!
ANCHOR!

Ankaa ankaa ketsu hoi ankaa!
Ankaa ankaa ketsu ankaa! (Aa!)
Ankaa ankaa ketsu hoi ankaa!
Kyaputen Murasa no ketsu ankaa (Aa!)

Anchor! Anchor! Ass anchor!
Anchor! Anchor! Ass anchor! (Aah!)
Anchor! Anchor! Ass anchor!
Captain Murasa's ass anchor! (Aah!)

Naka ni buchikomeba tafu na miryoku ni
Donna nonke datte sugu ni chinbotsu da ze
Oku ni kuikonde gotsuku abareru
Buttoi abarenbou zen'in michidzure

Once I shove it in, any straight guy
Will soon be sunk by its tough appeal!
I wedge it all the way in, and all
The fat, hard-struggling punks get dragged along!

Senchou! Jaguchi ga! Kowarete mizu ga tomarimaseeen!
Sou ka! Shikei da! Ankaa wo yokose! (Aah!)
Senchou! Puuru ga! Kondete youjo ga miemaseeen!
Sou ka! Shikei da! Ankaa wo yokose! (Aah!)

Captain! The faucet! It's broken and the water won't stooop!
Is that so? Death for you! Hand me my anchor!
Captain! The pool! It's too crowded for us to see the little girrrrls!
Is that so? Death for you! Hand me my anchor!

Michidzure ankaa chinbotsu ankaa gekichin ankaa da!
Michidzure Chin-chin hasande chin-chin-chin-chin-chin-chin itai desuuu!
Chigau! Kono doutei-domo ga! Saikyouiku shite yaru!
Kyaputen Murasa no ketsu ankaa (Aa!)

Travel-mate anchor! Ship sinking anchor! This anchor goes to the bottom of the sea! Travel-mate that s-s-sinks 'em and r-r-r-r-really hurts em', right! No! It's still a virgin! I am going to re-educate you! Captain Murasa's Ass Anchor! (Aa!)

Riku kai kuu makai doko demo susunde yuku
Saikyou soubi no ketsu ankaa ankaa

Land! Sea! Heaven! Hell! We'll go anywhere!
The strongest equipment's the ass anchor!
ANCHOR!

Oo-unabara yoru no yami wo kakiwake susume warera no Seireisen
Soko ni Chiruno ga yattekite yuku-te ni hyouzan koshiraeta

Holy saint promote our ocean sail into the darkness of the night. Go get cooked Cirno, you iceberg.

Seireisen yo! Eien nare!

Holy Palanquin Ship! Live forever!

Riku kai kuu makai doko demo susunde yuku
Warera wa itsu demo ketsu ankaa ankaa

Land! Sea! Heaven! Hell! We'll go anywhere!
We'll always have our ass anchor!
ANCHOR!

Ankaa ankaa ketsu hoi ankaa!
Ankaa ankaa ketsu ankaa! (Aa!)
Ankaa ankaa ketsu hoi ankaa!
Kyaputen Murasa no ketsu ankaa (Aa!)

Anchor! Anchor! Ass anchor!
Anchor! Anchor! Ass anchor! (Aah!)
Anchor! Anchor! Ass anchor!
Captain Murasa's ass anchor! (Aah!)

  • ^  Ketsu is a Japanese term for the hips/buttocks. This joke is more apparent in the PV.
  • ^ Chin-chin is Japanese slang for the male genitalia. This joke is also more apparent in the PV.

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