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カパネットにとり Kapanet Nitori
Arrange: MiYAMO  Vocal: 愛空アキハ  Lyrics: いずみん

"Nitori han ga shigoto de isogashii no wa wakarimasu e.
Se ya kedo, sukoshi wa Hakurei Jinja no koto mo kangaete morawan to."
"Reimu ka, kore wo tsukuttetan ya."
"Homma, uchi no o-saisen tsukai taoshite... Nitori han?"
... U!

"I understand you're busy.
That's alright, but you haven't thought about the shrine for even a wee little bit."
"Reimu, I made this for ya!"
"Really? Using every bit of my donations, Nitori?"
Pfft!

Gahhahhaa! Yotte rasshai mite rasshai! (Kita no machi wo horobose~)
Kyou mo tasha ni makenai bottakuri kakaku de, (Minami no machi wa umero~)
Itsumo niya-niya genkin barai (Higashi no machi wa moyase~)
Nitori no Urutora Bottakuri Terebi Shoppingu! (Nishi no machi wa mizu-zeme da~)
Hajimaru yoo!

Gahahaha, welcome and browse! (destroy the northern village)
We're not losing to another company's rip off prices today! (bury the southern village)
We always smile, paying cash! (burn down the eastern village)
Nitori's ultimate rip off television shopping!!! Starts Now!!!(cut off the western village's water supply!)

Yukkuurii katte ttee ittee nee!
SAGI☆DETH![1]

Come on in and take your time buying things!
SAGI☆DETH!

Kappa Kappaa ya (x3)
(Genka hyaku-bai ampan-men)
Kappa Kappaa ya (x3)
(Iruka no kopii-e hyaku-man-en!)
Kappa Kappaa ya (x3)
(Kara-bako okutte boro-mouke!)
Kappa Kappaa ya (x3)
(O-denwa taihen konde maasu) (bakushou)

Kappa~ Kappa store!x3
(Anko Bun with noodles a 100 times its original cost!)
Kappa~Kappa store!x3
(A copy of a dolphin painting for one million yen!
Kappa~Kappa store!x3
Sending you various run down empty boxes!
Kappa~Kappa store! x3
Telephone calls are coming in~ (laughter)

Saa saa, minasan, kore wo mite
Honjitsu shoukai shimasu no wa
Nan demo kan demo daitai supa-supa to kirechau
Mahou no you na suraisaa (Myooooon!?)
Go-ran ni natte, kono kire-aji
Kyuuri wo supa-supa too!!
Nn? Nan... da to...
Kore wa kyuuri ja nai? Okura daaaa!!
Nittori-tori ni narimashita
(Yaan☆)

Come, come, everyone, come and look at this.
Today I'll be introducing to you
something that usually cuts down anything quick
A magic-like slicer!
(Myoon!?)
Look at its sharpness.
When it chops cucumbers like so!
Huh? What did you say?
This isn't cucumber! This is okra!
It becomes just like so!
(Yaan☆)

Fukyou no nami wa watashi ni mo ayatsurenai kara-ra-
Ran-ran-ruu-ruu yeeeeeei!
(O-nedan ijou)

The waves of recession won't control even me
Ran ran ru ru YAAAAAAAAY!
(above all prices)

Kappa no Tani kara anata e
Naisu na aitemu o-todoke (karabako dakedo ne)
Gensoukyou dake ja tarinai (Sekai seifuku)
Motto tekatteka na egao wo (Watashi no egao ne)

From the Valley of Kappa
we deliver to you a nice item! (It's an empty crate though)
Gensokyo by itself isn't enough! (World domination)
We need more gleaming smiles! (Like mine)

Kappa no Tani kara anata e
Naisu na puraisu o-kaidoku (Genka sen-bai)
O-nedan ijou no kachi wo (Shiire-ne-teki ni ne)
Motto nitonitto na "arigatoo" wo!

From the Valley of Kappa
We give you nice price bargains!
(thousand times the original price!)
A value greater than its price!
(stocking costs)
More and more "thanks" to you!

Kaappa kappaa kappa ka...
Tonikaku katte tte itte ne

Ka~ppa kappa kappa ka-...
At any rate! Come and buy stuff!


^ These lyrics come about from an incorrect romanization (also present in the PV) of "sagi desu!", meaning "It's a scam!".

Kanji

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