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(The long awaited conclusion to Alice's Big Boobs Saga! Continued from the first and second part.)

ARISU no oujisama

Alice's Prince

Cast: MAI, Kana, Kazue

Marisa made Alice’s chest get big with a strange mushroom.
Now, to find a way to return Alice to her flatn- former condition,
Marisa was flying all around Gensokyo.

Marisa:
Oh, just found a suppository here! Well, I’ll get it for me then.
Another suppository here? They are spread all over...
I wonder if someone dropped them from a hole in a purse.
Huh? There’s someone collapsed there!?
A high school girl collapsed here?
...wait, that’s Udonge!?

Udonge:
Ah... thanks goodness you showed up. Uhn...

Marisa:
Yeah, though I don’t remember you calling. Are you alright?

Udonge:
I started to feel bad and was too dizzy to stand.

Marisa:
Playing hide-and-seek in this place must have quite a flavor.

Udonge:
Stop saying nonsense and help me!

Marisa:
Gee... guess I have to. Uwah! You’re burning with fever!
And your eyes are all red... You must have a cold.

Udonge:
My eyes are always red!

Marisa:
Really? Okay then, I’ll give you some treatment!

Udonge:
Iya! Wait, what are you doing!? LET☆ME☆GO!! [1]

Marisa:
Didn’t I say I would treat you?

Udonge:
Ahh... ahh... ahn... Marisa... stop it! -shoots-

Marisa:
Even if you try to danmaku me,
there’s no way you can win with you body this weak.
Now stay quiet!

Udonge:
Ahh... ahhh, Marisa... it’s embarrassing...

Marisa:
It’s always my turn! Here it goes...

Udonge:
Ahn... uhn.. Something that big... it won’t fit.

Marisa:
Even if you say so, it’s all slippery.

Udonge:
Ahn... ahh... AHH... ATCHOO!!
Hey, what the hell are you stuffing up my nose!?

Marisa:
Oh, this? It’s just a mushroom against cold.
See? Didn’t you get better?

Udonge:
Now that you mention it...
It was an awful way of administering, but thank you I guess.

Marisa:
Now you should rest for awhile. But other than that,
getting caught in this situation without wearing it... I can’t believe it.

Udonge:
Hey, what are you talking about!?

Marisa:
A mask, a flu mask! Geez... Speaking of which,
I’m looking for a medicine to make boobs smaller. Do you know any?

Udonge:
Let’s see, I think I know. As a form of thanks,
I’ll introduce you to my Master.
Unlike you, she’s a proper doctor.

Marisa:
She was a doctor, then? Well, maybe I should bring Alice too.

And then, a few hours later...

Eirin:
Hmm, hmm, I see. Marisa made you eat a
strange mushroom, and your chest got big.

Alice:
Yes, that’s it.

Marisa:
In Suika’s case, her whole body got bigger.

Udonge:
Isn’t it fine to leave like this?

Marisa:
Well, if I were to choose, the bigger ones...

Alice:
I didn’t ask for your preferences, Marisa!

Marisa:
That’s not what I meant. It’s just that as the responsible one...

Eirin:
However, I don’t have the means to fix it.
But there’s one way to fix it, though.

Marisa:
What way!? Tell us!

Eirin:
That is the kiss from a prince.

All:
A kiss from a prince!

Eirin:
Exactly, if she gets a kiss from a prince,
Alice’s chest will return to its former state.

Udonge/Tewi(?):
What a romantic story!

Marisa:
Anyway, we have to find a prince. We can only try to lay our
hands on what’s available. I guess I’ll try going to Kourindou first.

Alice:
No way I’ll accept something like "what’s available"!

Marisa:
Just leave it up to me! -whoosh-

-caw... caw...-

Marisa:
Even though I went off flying in such an impetus...
I don’t know of any guy Alice likes!
Does she even have male friends... or even acquaintances?

Suika:
Ok, then what about I give you a hint!

Marisa:
Uwah! You just scared the hell out of me!
For how long have you been behind me?

Suika:
S-e-c-r-e-t. The prince you want doesn’t really have to be a man,
as long as it is someone Alice likes.

Marisa:
Uhn...? That’s it! Oh, nothing, nothing!
Thank you then, Suika! -whoosh-

Suika:
What? Did she really get it?
And after I got big I even broke the shrine...
Alright, I’ll go watch it too!

Udonge:
Ah, Marisa is coming back!

Eirin:
Alice, lie down on that bed and close your eyes.

Alice:
Y-yes.

Udonge:
She was unexpectedly fast.

Eirin:
Shall we get outside, then?

Marisa:
Alice, I brought you a prince!
Keep your eyes closed and stay still.
Do not open your eyes, OK?

Alice:
Alright.

Marisa:

Ah! They are back to normal!

Udonge:
Congratulations!

Eirin:
Congratulations.

Suika:
Congratulations!

Tewi:
Congratulations!

Kaguya:
Congratulations.

Marisa:
Gee, I don’t even know what’s there to congratulate.
But anyways, isn’t it nice, Alice?

Alice:
Next time you do that I’m not forgiving you!

Marisa:
Hehe, I guess it’s case solved then.
Shall we go back now?
For payment, I’ll give you this suppository for free.

Udonge:
H-hey, what do you think you are doing!?

Eirin:
Aren’t they some disconcertingly happy people?

Alice:
Marisa?

Marisa:
Uh? What?

Alice:
Thanks for today?

Marisa:
If you find a prince around here, then thank him.

Alice:
No, it’s because you did all kinds of stuff for my sake.
So thank you.

ZA ENDO

References

  • ^  LET☆ME☆GO (HA☆NA☆SE) and "It's always my turn. (Zutto ore no turn!)" are references to a series of Yugioh videos based on this.

Kanji

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