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Heisei Kappa Taikei

Heisei Kappa Compendium

Lyrics & Arrange: Yassie Vocal: Shihori

Kappapa Kappapa Kappapa Kappa
(pa papapapapapapa)
Kappapa (kapapapapapapa)
Kappapa (kapapapapapapa)
Kappapa (kapapapapapapa)
Kappapa (kapapapapapapa)
Ah Ah A~h (kapapapapapapa)

Anata ga otoshita kono hako wo
Jiman no kougu de akete mita
Kagayaku hitomi ni utsuru no wa
Masa ni shinka no houseki bako

This box that you've dropped
With my proud tools, I tried to open it
What's reflected in my glittering eyes is,
Certainly, a chest of evolution

(Kore wa mono sugoi hakken de arimasu
Heisei wa honjitsu yori Kappa Gannen de arimasu!) (Kero)

This is a very great discovery!
Today, the Heisei Period ends and the first year of the Kappa Period begins! [1]

Nanzen nen mo kakete dekita
Ningen no rekishi no shuutaisei
Chiisana chiisana kono hako ni
Ittai nani ga tsumatteru no?

Spending thousands of years
Compiling the human's history
It's so tiny, in this little box,
What on Earth could be stuffed inside?

Yama ni wa konna sugoi mono utte inaishi
Yappari ningen no sekai wa
Sugoku omoshirosou!

At the mountain such amazing things can't be bought
Besides, as I thought, the human's world is
Wonderfully amusing!

Barashite naoshite kougaku meisai
Hikari no sekai e WAAPU shite mitai
Dakedo atashi kappa dakara
Kono yama kara mo deraremasen
Chiisana BODI de mugen no nouryoku
Nanka atashi ni niteru ki ga suru no yo
Dakedo atashi kappa dakara
Onedan nante tsukeraremasen

Take apart, put together, optical camouflage
It's like the light of the world warps around it
However, I'm a kappa, therefore
From this mountain, I never leave
In this tiny body are infinite abilities or something
I get the feeling that I'm still the same, though
However, I'm a kappa, therefore
You can't put something like a price on it

Kappapa (kapapapapapapa)
Kappapa (kapapapapapapa)
Ah Ah A~h (kapapapapapapa)

Sono uchi anata ga yattekite
Kono hako wo kaese to yuu no kana
Moshi sou nattara sabishii na
Mada mada shirabete mitai no ni

You will turn up someday
Saying things like "Bring me back that box"
If it happens, I'll be lonely,
Since I want to examine it on again and again

Konna sugoi mono tsukuretara
Tanoshii darou na
Nigate na toki mo aru kedo
Yappari ningen ga suki

If I could make such an amazing thing
That would be fun, I suppose
My weakness comes again, however
As expected, I like humans

Hitori de tokenai nazo ga aru no nara
Anata to futari de kaimei shitai no
Subete no koto kyoumi aru wa
Dakedo toriaezu kyuuri
Barashite naoshite kougaku meisai
AAMU wo nobashite FURASSHUFURADDO
Dakedo atashi kappa dakara
Suibotsu ni wa yoku ki wo tsukemasu

If there's a puzzle that I can't solve alone
Together with you, we can unravel it
I'm interested in everything
But, it starts with cucumber
Take apart, put together, optical camoflage
Extend arm, flash flood
However, I'm a kappa, therefore
I'll try to be so careful not to submerge anything

(Konna omoshirosou na mono mitsukechattan da mon
Kono hako dake wa zettai ni yuzurenain dakara~)

(Since I discovered such an amusing thing,
There's no way I'll let you only have this box)

Yume mita sekai to RINKU suru
Mahou no chikara de
Motto motto nakayoku naresou na
Yokan ga shite imasu

I dreamed that I linked with the world
With a magical power
More and more, becoming used to making friends
It's a premonition

Hitori de tokenai nazo ga aru no nara
Anata to futari de kaimei shitai no
Dakedo atashi kappa dakara
Mochiron KOORA mo kyuuri aji
(Aisu Kyu~kanbaa~!!)
Barashite naoshite kougaku meisai
Anata to futari de kaimei dekitara
Konna atashi kappa dakedo
Korekara mo motto yoroshiku ne
Sonna atashi jitsu ni kappa
Tokidoki asonde ne
Kappa-
(pa)

If there's a puzzle that I can't solve alone
Together with you, we can unravel it
However, I'm a kappa, therefore
Of course the cola is cucumber flavor [2]
(Ice Cucumber!!)
Take apart, put together, optical camouflage
I'd like to unravel it together with you
As I'm such a kappa, however
From now on, treat me better, too, OK?
I'm like that, I'm truly such a kappa
Please play with me just sometimes, OK?
Kappa-
(pa)

Kanji

^  This is a parody of a line from Keroro Gunsou's "Kero! tto March": Today, the Heisei Period ends and the first year of the Keroro Period begins! (平成は本日よりケロロ元年であります, Heisei wa honjitsu yori Keroro Gannen de arimasu) Keroro also appears there probably because he also loves human works and/or otaku goods.
^  This joke is based on the odd cola "Pepsi Ice Cucumber", which was sold (possibly only) in Japan. When Touhou fans encountered the bizzare idea of a collaboration between cola & cucumber, they found such weirdness suited to Nitori's very human-friendly, un-youkai-like character. This meme was then used very frequently for a while.

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