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Spoiler Scene 1[]
BGM: あなたの町の怪事件 |
BGM: The Mystery in Your Town | |
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Aya |
さーてと、大分写真も溜まったし |
Now then, I've got a whole bunch of pictures |
Aya |
ふむふむ、この写真、何だっけ? |
Hm hm, what's with this picture? |
Aya |
真っ白い写真に弾幕に |
A pure white picture where the subject is hidden by the danmaku... |
Aya |
訳の判らない写真が多いわねぇ |
That's a lot of pictures where you can't make anything out of. |
Aya |
まあ、記事内容なんていくらでも |
Meh, I can always make up the content as much as I want. |
Hatate Himekaidou ENTERS | ||
Hatate |
そこまでよ! |
That's as far as you go! |
Aya |
あら、あなたは…… |
Hey, you're... |
Hatate |
私が出てきたからには |
Since I came out here, |
今どきの念写記者 姫海棠 はたて |
Modern Day Spirit Photographer | |
Aya |
「 |
Aren't you Hatate of the Kakashi Nenpo? |
Hatate |
妄想新聞はそっちでしょ? |
Surely yours is the delusional newspaper? Mine is a spirit photography newspaper. |
Aya |
念写も大差無いけど、その弱小新聞の |
Though that doesn't make a big difference, what does a |
Hatate |
弱小新聞って……その余裕も今日までよ |
Puny newspaper...that arrogance also ends today. |
Aya |
宣戦布告、まあ新聞大会が近いからねぇ |
Declaring war, well, the newspaper convention is coming up. |
Hatate |
私は今日から念写じゃなくて、実際に |
I won't be doing spirit photography from today on, |
Aya |
今頃気付いたの? |
You only realized it now? |
Hatate |
だから、文の取材をこっそり念写して |
So I'll secretly take your interviews by thoughtography for reference. |
Aya |
あら、私のネタ探しの素晴らしさに |
Ah, you realized how wonderful my materials are. |
Hatate |
文の新聞の被写体は良いけど |
Your newspaper's subjects are well and good, |
Hatate |
私がもっと面白く書いて新聞大会で |
I'll write more interesting articles for the newspaper convention than that and win! |
Aya |
って、被写体泥棒って訳!? |
Eh, you mean you're gonna steal my subjects? |
BGM: 妖怪の山 ~ Mysterious Mountain |
BGM: The Youkai Mountain ~ Mysterious Mountain | |
Hatate |
新聞のテリトリーは元来自由であるべきだ |
The territory for newspapers should be free for all from the start. |
Hatate |
最高の被写体を最低の記事で纏める |
There's no need for a newspaper with the best subjects bundled with the worst content. |
Hatate |
だから、私が「 |
So I'll eat up the Bunbunmaru Newspaper's articles |
Aya |
ふん、ひよっこが! |
Hmph, fledging! |
Spoiler Scene 5[]
BGM: 妖怪の山 ~ Mysterious Mountain |
BGM: The Youkai Mountain ~ Mysterious Mountain | |
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Aya |
どうしたの? |
What happened? |
Hatate |
まだまだー! |
I'm not done yet! |
Aya |
百戦錬磨の私にとってこの程度は |
I've been hardened by a hundred battles, |
Aya |
引き籠もって念写をしていたあなた |
I'm not like you, holing yourself up and using spirit photography. |
Hatate |
記者は動き回るだけが脳じゃない |
A reporter's talent isn't just to move around. |
Hatate |
取材を生かすのは推敲を重ねた記事が |
To create a good interview you need articles of repeated revisions! |
Aya |
記事の内容など、事件の質の前には |
Things like an article's content is nothing before the incident's quality. |
Aya |
本当に興味を惹く事件は、写真と見出しだけで |
The truth is that an incident that really catches interests can satisfy 90% of the people by just showing a picture! |
Hatate |
それでは記事を書く意味が無いじゃない! |
Then there's no point in writing articles, is there?! |
Aya |
記事で意味があるのは文字数くらいね |
If there's a point in writing articles, that is to fill up words. |
Hatate |
ふん、文はそんなんだからいつまで経っても |
Hmph, that's why you never get into the newspaper convention's rankings. |
Hatate |
写真に似合った記事は、読者の興味を惹き |
An article that suits the picture can catch the reader's interest and bring out the picture's charm even more. |
Aya |
青いわね |
You're still green. |
Aya |
人間が、どの位文字を読んでいると思う? |
How many words do you think humans read? |
Aya |
毎日生きるのに必死で、少しの娯楽で満足した |
For those humans who say they work seriously everyday and would be satisfied by a little entertainment, |
Aya |
見出しと写真をざっとなめて、それで |
and those humans who scan the headlines and pictures and feel like they know everything about the world, |
Aya |
記事の内容を眺めこそすれ、本質を理解する |
they won't have the leisure to read the contents of the article and understand its essence. |
Hatate |
じゃあ、私が人間が記事まで読むような |
Then watch me make a newspaper that even the humans will read the articles! |
Aya |
面白い、出来るものならやってみなさい |
Interesting, show me if you can. |
Hatate |
ふふ、私のスポイラー記事が文を越えて |
Huhu, my spoiler articles may surpass yours and your newspaper will become the competition~ |
Hatate |
お互い |
We'll become each other's competition newspaper (double spoiler) and aim for the best! |
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